Mr . Wrong.

Dear readers,

Dear Readers.  If you are married, please, don't cheat. If you are newly weds, please don't flirt, don't kiss other women on the cheek and don't hit on younger single women. You're not in high school any more.

This is a true story. You are texting to a married man that won't leave you alone. And this is how the conversation goes.

Married Man : " Hey girl, what you doing tonight? "

Single Woman : " Nothing , going to sleep. "

Married Man : " Wanna hang out? "

Single woman : " No. You're married. "

Married Man : " I told you, I broke up with her. I don't live there any more and I moved. "

Single woman  : Doesn't text back or reply back for 30 minutes . Ignores and avoids his texts.

Married Man : Who's number is this?

Single woman : " That's what she said. "

Married Man : " She who?"

Single Woman : " Who's this? "

Married Man : " Miguel. "

Single Woman : " You spelled Michelle wrong. "

 - - - - - End of conversation. . . . .



This is how you kick a married man to " Kingdom Come. "



A girl wanted to ask her best friend this question for years. " Girl, why are you so ugly? " Her friend finally replied after a few seconds with this, " OMG, why are you talking so bad about your self?  It's not every day that I look at you and wonder the same thing about your self.

One day a daughter and a mother is walking in a park and enjoying nature. Her daughter was about to turn around and ask her mother a question. When , out of no where, the mother slaps her. Her daughter started to cry and asked, her " Why did you do that? "

She goes, sorry there was a mosquito on your face.